I'm Anne Rooney. I write short books for short people, longer books for longer people.
Be a scribe! Your body will be sleek, your hand will be soft... You are one who sits grandly in your house; your servants answer speedily; beer is poured copiously; all who see you rejoice in good cheer. Happy is the heart of him who writes; he is young each day.
Ptahotep, 2500 BC